oreoofficial:

Tired of using the same old dildo? Try this!
Buy box of OREO™ cookies
Twist cookie and take out cream center
Stack cream centers inbetween 2 cookie shells
Slide OREO™ dildo right in!
Now that’s what I call a foodgasm!
psyducked:

the royal council has assembled
nosdrinker:

is this a threat

screams-geometrically:

theoppositeofsane:

youngblackandvegan:

kyleehenke:

I cannot be stopped

this is the most important video i’ve ever seen

This is a spiritual experience.

I want this as my ringtone

(via tea-who)

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tittily:

send this to your crush with no context
I gave wrong people the right pieces of me. (via robbinthahood)

and now I am mismatched and cracked

(via brendanwtf)

(Source: jakuzarskey, via h0peforever)

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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

image

(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via 1nfinite1nsanity)

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digger-bick:

I can’t stop laughing