MILDRED SAYS FUCK OFF.
what is it?
submissionary.
Personals & Facials
Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:26 PM, with 639 notes

vinegod:

He tripped out😳 by queenmaya

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:26 PM, with 315,672 notes
lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:19 PM, with 30,727 notes

officialunitedstates:

bewbin:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

what do you call a crazy market

a bizarre bazaar

follow for more

For more what?

whatever that was

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:17 PM, with 239,127 notes

toukos:

u ever have that friend where ur like. yes lets get an apartment together. lets adopt 200 cats. lets DO IT

ummmkelly
Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:16 PM, with 38,891 notes
spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better


I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.
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spoken-not-written:

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

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I’m going to become famous just so I get free chocolate.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:16 PM, with 154,284 notes

prototype-the-walter-girl:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

Nyoom

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:15 PM, with 203,143 notes

ameliacarina:

how do you say ‘please talk to me more i crave your company’ to someone without sounding like a creep

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:14 PM, with 28,880 notes

pottergirl05:

The only thing you need to see.. Peter dinklage and Lena Heady hula hooping at a gay bar.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:13 PM, with 71,634 notes

jaclcfrost:

ignore unnecessary negativity. like “you’re too old to go in the inflatable bouncy castle”. don’t listen to things like that. don’t let them control your life. go into that inflatable castle. bounce around all you want. stare intently at the person who told you you couldn’t go in. while bouncing around. the whole time

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:13 PM, with 91,120 notes

imran-suleiman:

Photographer Mattias Klum from National Geographic gets close and personal with a lion.

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:08 PM, with 161,307 notes

giving-you-an-art-attack:

sarcarstic:

onlylolgifs:

Why You Shouldn’t Take Selfies Right Next to a Moving Train

im sorry but

the longer i watch the funnier it gets

Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:06 PM, with 1,260 notes

dutchster:

when someone makes a really generic, overdone post and it gets 100k notes in a day

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Posted on 23rd Apr at 7:04 PM, with 14,714 notes

snail-bby:

"glory hole" in lake berryessa, where at least one woman committed suicide by swimming inside in 1997

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